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Sleights of hand
Date: Sat 28th April
Time: 7pm
Event: The Steve Price Show
A fantastic opportunity to see one of the best illusionists that has ever graced planet. His tricks are sensational, his personality bewilderingly beautiful, his conjuring beyond comparison. It beggars belief what this guy can do with his wand.
It saddens me to think that many people out there will be missing out on this incredible one time only event, which is why I felt so compelled to write (well, that and the fact that if I don't sell over 100 tickets Phil Lightbody said he would revoke my church membership and string me up by my... feet)
OK, let's hear what the press have to say about this guy:
"Better than that thing I did with the snake turning into a staff" (Moses)
"The bit where he slashes his assistant's throat is grotesquely artistic" (Total Magic)
"I would be questioning anyone's sanity who didn't buy a ticket for themselves and the person they would least like to experience everlasting torment in the fiery pit" (Sean Harris, ex-youth worker, HBC)
Finally, I'll be on the door, selling tickets and I'm going to be doing that thing like Harry Houdini where you can punch me in the stomach as hard as you like. Please tell me beforehand so I can prep myself, otherwise you might kill me and I won't be able to visit you in prison like Jesus said I should in Matthew 25:36